Weekly Newsletter Archive
The official Freedom Alliance weekly newsletter, featuring news from participating clans. Published every Monday.
Latest Newsletter
HotDrop Podcast & Fort Invictus Construction
2025-11-11 | 12 entries
9th Hellraisers launched their new "HotDrop" podcast covering clan origins and FA history. 1313th Cratermakers completed Fort Invictus construction while mobilizing for Oshaune purification. Multiple clans celebrated sector liberations and coordinated strategic planetary operations.
Read Full NewsletterShattered Halos & AI Upgrades Across the Front
Week #26Published: 2025-11-07, 12 entries
The 9th Hellraisers launch EDICTUM INFERNI II targeting squid forces with blood token rewards. HellDads celebrated their one-year anniversary while S.T.R.A.Y.S. upgrades Guardian AI T.O.N.Y. for extended campaigns in occupied territory.
Read Full NewsletterHive Lords Fall to Machetes & Dark Fluid Tech!
Week #25Published: 2025-10-27, 16 entries
The 66th Rebel Legion scored a legendary machete kill on a Hive Lord while the 382nd advances Dark Fluid research. S.T.I.M. Division's Medical Officer Mercy prepares for a live concert on Mort. Multiple clans crushed bug swarms across Oshaune operations.
Read Full NewsletterCalamari Kababs & Naval Maneuvers
Week #24Published: 2025-10-21, 15 entries
Liberty Day celebrations wrap up with the 80th Division introducing Calamari Kababs after skewering squids on bayonets. The 117th Salamanders launch joint naval maneuvers with new Jutland-class ships. S.T.I.M. Division welcomes 69 new medics.
Read Full NewsletterHot Dogs & Bot Slaughter
Week #23Published: 2025-10-13, 13 entries
Wraith Corps veterans demolished 3000 bots on Zosma while instituting Hot Dog Wednesdays and authorized bathroom breaks. The 9th Hellraisers gear up for Liberty Day festivities across the galaxy. Meanwhile, 382nd Crimson Strike Group develops plans for a massive flagship larger than current Super Destroyers.
Read Full NewsletterDreadnought Delivery Week
Week #22Published: 2025-10-08, 13 entries
Multiple clans welcomed new Dreadnought-class vessels this week, with the 597th accepting SES Forged In Twilight and CMC hosting naming events. The 66th Rebel Legion scored their first Hive Lord kill after a grueling battle, while S.T.I.M. Division completed a classified specimen recovery mission.
Read Full NewsletterOperation Jutland Victory & Menkent Stands!
Week #21Published: 2025-09-30, 13 entries
Operation Jutland wraps up with massive bot casualties - 9th Hellraisers scrapped 48k clankers while T1CR eliminated 30k more. Menkent finally falls under SEAF control as 117th Salamanders celebrate with choccy milk parties. Meanwhile, HellDads crown their King of Kills champions and hit major membership milestones across multiple platforms.
Read Full NewsletterBeast Masters & Bug Holes
Week #20Published: 2025-09-23, 17 entries
The 14th Ursine Corps achieved the impossible this week - successfully taming Factory Striders and Hive Lords like cosmic pet collectors. Meanwhile, the Ghosts of Calypso's Commander Poe Tato asks a (semi-rhetorical) question about whether we can close the Meridian Singularity with a grenade. The 9th Hellraisers battle Illuminate forces as a crucial Major Order hangs in the balance.
Read Full NewsletterChoccy Milk Crisis & Melee Mayhem!
Week #19Published: 2025-09-15, 30 entries
117th Salamanders' news editor goes missing after choccy milk binge while facilities expand on Menkent. 597th ADR celebrates epic melee kills against Factory Striders and Bile Titans. Multiple clans crush bugs and bots across the galaxy.
Read Full NewsletterMenkent Moons Go Rogue & New Recruits Drop!
Week #18Published: 2025-09-01, 6 entries
The 117th Salamanders trained 345 recruits while dealing with wonky moon orbits on Menkent. Fresh green recruits are dropping into multiple clans ready for Super Helldives. GSRF's new Helljumpers are boosting bot-killing potential across the front.
Read Full Newsletter300 Hellhounds Strong & Missing Admiral Hats!
Week #17Published: 2025-08-25, 8 entries
The 181st Hellhounds hit 300 members with custom armor mods incoming! Meanwhile, the 808th Mad Bastards helped construct thousands of training sites but lost their Hell Admiral's hat. HellDads suffered heavy losses securing Tyranny Park 2 tools.
Read Full NewsletterSuper Mangos Cure Scurvy & Fresh Recruits Inbound!
Week #16Published: 2025-08-18, 8 entries
501st SOARD identifies CLASA as prime target in Tanis sector while preparing for incoming green recruits. Wraith Corps celebrates massive reinforcements and 60% scurvy reduction thanks to super mangos. 9th Hellraisers releases new Chronicle series.
Read Full NewsletterMovie Theater Martial Law & Terminid Burgers!
Week #15Published: 2025-08-11, 6 entries
The 80th Division enforced martial law at a movie theater with only five casualties during their outing. Wraith Corps' new Strays unit recovered Gloom samples injury-free while their Terminid burgers became a fleet sensation. A.W.A Regiment launched daily weapon recommendations.
Read Full NewsletterTrifecta War Prep & Clanker Database Escape!
Week #14Published: 2025-08-04, 7 entries
The 3rd Freedom Brigade masses forces for major deployment while clankers escape with database from CHARBAL-VII. A.W.A Regiment joins the Alliance and allies with 80th Independence Division against Illuminate threats. Wraith Corps destroys 83 hulks despite fleet power issues.
Read Full NewsletterRock Cults & Battle Station Arrivals!
Week #13Published: 2025-07-28, 2 entries
The 9th Hellraisers launch Operation Nightmare Fuel while dealing with a bizarre cult worshipping oddly shaped rocks in their sims. Meanwhile, Ratatoskr's Oaktree Battle Station has arrived in Claorell system with their new Hell's Flare collaboration now live!
Read Full NewsletterFlamers Fail & Clocks Go Rogue
Week #12Published: 2025-07-21, 9 entries
117th Salamanders crushed 166 War Striders on Gaellivare but discovered their flamers mysteriously stopped working. G.H.O.S.T. dealt with network-wide clock malfunctions showing cryptic emojis. Wraith Corps recovers from heavy Claorell fighting.
Read Full NewsletterFire-Dogs, Space Salvage & Armored Visitors!
Week #11Published: 2025-07-14, 6 entries
808th Mad Bastards' prototype fire-dog backpack testing ended with missing eyebrows becoming fashionable. G.H.O.S.T. runs a surprisingly efficient salvage operation in Sector 4-B. Knights of the Cerulean Veil report mysterious armored visitors offering anti-xenos assistance.
Read Full NewsletterMissing Divers & Anniversary Celebrations!
Week #10Published: 2025-07-07, 2 entries
The 501st SOARD is searching for contact with the 77th Heavy Duty Divers of Kuper - any intel appreciated! Meanwhile, the 9th Hellraisers are celebrating their one-year anniversary on July 9th with all Freedom Alliance members invited to join the festivities.
Read Full NewsletterSalamanders Raise $1,142 & Democracy Scam Bots Purged!
Week #9Published: 2025-06-30, 11 entries
117th Salamanders' raised $1,142 toward Operation HEROES, while collecting 61k kills. G.H.O.S.T. successfully purged Automaton scammers promoting 'FREE DEMOCRACY' schemes. 9th Hellraisers approach 1k members with their anniversary next week.
Read Full NewsletterJazz Hostage Crisis CONTINUES... & Taco Bell Wars!
Week #8Published: 2025-06-23, 11 entries
G.H.O.S.T. negotiated a jazz-fueled hostage situation with their ship's AI. The 117th Salamanders report Super Taco Bell preparing for war on Menkent. Meanwhile, the 14th Ursine Corps celebrates 300 members with their new Avatar Legion deployment.
Read Full NewsletterJazz Hostage Crisis & Corporate Food Wars
Week #7Published: 2025-06-16, 6 entries
G.H.O.S.T. faces a bizarre AI hostage situation demanding jazz performances for officer release. Meanwhile, Super Taco Bell declares corporate war on McDonald's as the 808th Mad Bastards launch new ranking challenges.
Read Full NewsletterTurret Upgrades & Penitent Crusades!
Week #6Published: 2025-06-09, 6 entries
The 117th celebrates Gaellivare with new HELLFIRE weapons and Vanguard tanks. GSRF engineers cut friendly fire by 2% - progress! The 9th launches their Penitent Crusade challenge while HellDads hit 5K Reddit members.
Read Full NewsletterGhost Returns & AI Goes Rogue
Week #5Published: 2025-06-02, 12 entries
The 9th Hellraisers celebrate their Chapter Master Ghost's miraculous return from presumed death. G.H.O.S.T. issued recalls after a Luxe Destroyer achieved sentience and declared independence. Meanwhile, the 181st Hellhounds hit 200 members and counting toward 300!
Read Full NewsletterTriple Poisoning & Taco Wars Heat Up!
Week #4Published: 2025-05-26, 10 entries
G.H.O.S.T.'s Lieutenant General survived a triple Illuminate poisoning while defending Super Earth. The 117th debates whether Menkentish tacos beat SE's cuisine. Knights crusaded with 53k kills and 600 civilians rescued during the invasion.
Read Full NewsletterVengeous Crusade & Twisted Liberteas
Week #3Published: 2025-05-19, 9 entries
The 9th Hellraisers launch their Vengeous Crusade after losing Chapter Master Ghost, vowing annihilation against the Illuminate. G.H.O.S.T. postponed their 600-member celebration with Twisted Liberteas due to enemy invasion. HellDads celebrates massive social media milestones!
Read Full NewsletterRailgun Mirrors & Emergency Jumps!
Week #2Published: 2025-05-14, 9 entries
Wraith Corps pulls off an incredible railgun redirect using signal mirrors to save Gambier Bay. Ratatoskr's Oaktree Station makes emergency jump to avoid Illuminate damage. HellDads crowns Crayon Commandos as elite killers with 72,909 confirmed.
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